It's 1884 and legend has it that there's gold buried near sleepy Chili Verde, New Mexico ... and there's not a soul in town who's not after it. Tall in the saddle Abel learns that the treasures location is hidden in a riddle. While he's busy dodging a competitor's bullets, the over-ample Rosie, longing to be a saloon singer, battles jealous saloon owner Marguerita for a share of the available cowboys in town. Through a series of misadventures, it's finally discovered that the odd tattoos on each of the brawling women's bottoms, when put together, form the treasure map. Now it's a race between all the rivals, to get to the gold!
