Hercules

Here’s the thing that is really making me a little bit like weirded out. In Greek mythology it says noting about Hercules being with a girl named meg so why is she in the story?? I mean I’m just saying I love the rest but meg and a few other things. The things that really stand out and get me annoyed is the fact that hades should not look like that at all. He should like be more huge like a god should be and my problem is that all the gods on Olympus are like that too for some reason. Then another thing is why when the titans were fighting against the gods the gods were weak?? Isn’t Zeus the most powerful god? Didn’t he already locked up the Titans before with his bolts??? That makes no sense how he can’t stop them again. Then also the other gods didn’t even give the titans a scratch but all of the sudden Hercules stops all of the titans? That just makes the story even more confusing. It just doesn’t add up. But I do like the rest but those parts bother me though and it’s annoying but it’s good though I’m just saying that it could have been better. Also another thing before I stop. Isn’t hera supposed to be trying to kill Zeus? In Greek mythology she tries to kill him so many times but in here it’s just him saving the gods from hades and titans and meg too. That makes no sense also and I don’t get that. Whoever made this movie definitely didn’t look at that before making it. But good movie

good movie.

The very best Disney movie ever made

Ever since I was little, I watched this movie over and over again. I haven’t watched it since I was 8 so I didn’t really remember most of it. Then I watched it again (I’m 13) and I loved it! The Muses are my favorite singers. I am constantly singing Zero To Hero! Alan Menken, Thank you for the music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERCULES!!! I love this movie. Some of my favorite songs are in it.

They really messed up the myth.

Great Movie

It was a good animated movie, but they should check their facts. Like, Hera disliked Hercules and isn’t his mom, Hercules is not the greatest hero, he actually killed his family, and his second wife poisoned him, and there is actually 9 muses not 5.

WEDNESDAY JANUARY (2020)

Oh, Gods. Disney at it again. I was already fed up with the ‘white, straight, skinny and helpless’ act that Disney was up to, and was never a big fan of musical movies to start, but this? Oh noooo. I’m a huge geek when it comes to ancient mythology, and whoever made ‘Hercules’ was apparently 100% ignorant mortal. Them and their romanticized views of virtually everything, can turn the Titanomachy into a PG love story that we use to educate first-graders. The music’s mediocre, comparing it to some of the stuff that they’ve come out with in the past, but it gets annoying as Hades after awhile. The animation is...WEIRD, but on top of all those little things, I’m gonna address the BIG issues. First of all, H E R C U L E S was his Roman name. This was supposed to be a Greek movie, and his Greek name is H E R A C L E S. Okay, so, what’s up with Zeus? If you look through mythology a bit, you’ll notice the too-obvious fact that he is...kind of a jerk. I could make a list of things Zeus is, like Womanizer, overly-prideful, self-centered, but the dead-last thing on that list would be ‘Loyal to Hera’. In this movie, he is in what appears to be a happy relationship with her. He is also shown as this ‘big and strong alpha male with no faults whatsoever’. Hera. It was Hera, portrayed as Heracles’s mother. For the LAST FREAKING TIME, that is not how the myth goes. In the myth, Heracles is born a D E M I G O D. NOT a full-fledged god. He is a son of Zeus and Alcmene, a mortal woman. Because Zeus had been...messing around...with another woman, Hera was in RAGE MODE. She spent pretty much all of her time trying to kill Heracles, who’s name actually came from her...you guessed it. Trying to kill him. All the gods are so messed up. FREAKING WHY? Hades does NOT have flaming hair, and he is not a villain in the myths. He’s just grumpy. You would be, too, if you were forced to spend your immortal life with a ton of dead people. Hermes is NOT an old man, and I caught that joke about Orpheus. News flash: he’s dead. Also, where the heck did Persephone go? She’s my godly parent, and I do not appreciate her complete absence. The river styx is not filled with souls. The last thing: the ‘titans’. They were NOT giants. They were NOT monsters. They were not imprisoned in the OCEAN. They were imprisoned in what we believe to be Tartarus. Signing off, This was the S.A.S.S.Y