The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Guess what? Spoiler alert; everybody who didn’t die in the book died in the movie. Dumbest movie ever.

“Biology-Affirming” does not quite translate as “Life-Affirming”. These films had to involve some grit and fire, but did not have to include such incongruous — thus intrusive — tripe as was put in . . . more or less with a crowbar . . . per agenda for (how lovely) branding these films as Good Family Fun For All; how very mod!! Such a Low “humor” is neither Tolkien nor, in any era, wisdom. The casting and acting for Gandalf, Bilbo, and Friends? Sublime. The treatment of Bilbo’s pity for Gollum is no less than celestial; such respect for kindness is crucial to Tolkien Books AND Films. Four stars here, for any or for all of these Hobbit films, in either Version; for further comments from me (if any are at all wanted), please see Reviews as via “The Desolation of Smaug” in the Extended Edition; for still more of my comments on Hobbit films, please see Reviews as via the Extended “Unexpected Journey” . . . and thank you!

I was scared that the last movie would not satisfy me and that they would totally ruin it but I was wrong they hit a smack dab in the face it was perfect and I loved it. If you love middle earth watch this movie and don’t listen to anyone else because they have no idea what they’re talking about.

Peter Jackson may be a brilliant director but this conclusion to J.R.R Tolikens hobbit books is flawless but unstasifying conlcusion to the hobbit troligy i hope there isn't one any more laying around this time of year.

It was really fun and adventurous😁

Forget the critics. Forget the negativity. Forget the rotten tomatoes score. This movie is phenomenal and ends the trilogy in an emotional and epic way. It is Amazing and nobody can change that.

Películas como esta deberían sacar con más frecuencia, es entretenida, la recomiendo al 100%

Wow! This didn’t deserve 1 star.

I thought the movie as a whole ended okay. I was sort of disappointed when thorn died though. Kind of unfair if you really think about it.

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