Get set for an extended visit to Malibu’s most happening beach house with the Complete Seasons One through Twelve of the second-longest-running live-action sitcom in TV history, Two and a Half Men. Join brothers Charlie and Alan Harper, their estranged (and strange) kids Jenny and Jake, gazillionaire Walden Schmidt and housekeeper Berta for twelve years of hilarious hijinks with bad boys, funny men, gorgeous girls, celebrity neighbors, sexy stalkers, eccentric parents and more.
| Title | Time | Price | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot | 22:57 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 2 | Season 1, Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards | 21:37 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 3 | Season 1, Episode 3: Go East On Sunset U | 21:33 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 4 | Season 1, Episode 4: If I Can't Write My | 21:37 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 5 | Season 1, Episode 5: Last Thing You Want | 18:38 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 6 | Season 1, Episode 6: Did You Check with | 20:57 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 7 | Season 1, Episode 7: If They Do Go Eithe | 21:28 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 8 | Season 1, Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little | 19:02 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 9 | Season 1, Episode 9: Phase One Complete | 21:08 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 10 | Season 1, Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving | 21:07 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 11 | Season 1, Episode 11: Alan Harper Fronti | 20:28 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 12 | Season 1, Episode 12: Camel Filters and | 20:53 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 13 | Season 1, Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Al | 20:48 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 14 | Season 1, Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hye | 20:46 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 15 | Season 1, Episode 15: Round One to the H | 21:23 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 16 | Season 1, Episode 16: That Was Saliva Al | 21:30 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 17 | Season 1, Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers | 19:59 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 18 | Season 1, Episode 18: An Old Flame with | 21:13 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 19 | Season 1, Episode 19: I Remember the Coa | 19:13 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 20 | Season 1, Episode 20: Hey I Can Pee Outs | 21:19 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 21 | Season 1, Episode 21: No Sniffing No Wow | 21:25 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 22 | Season 1, Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Co | 20:51 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 23 | Season 1, Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo | 21:06 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 24 | Season 1, Episode 24: Can You Feel My Fi | 21:36 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 25 | Season 2, Episode 1: Back Off Mary Poppi | 21:19 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 26 | Season 2, Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic | 21:34 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 27 | Season 2, Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea | 20:18 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 28 | Season 2, Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra | 21:33 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 29 | Season 2, Episode 5: Bad News from the C | 21:31 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 30 | Season 2, Episode 6: The Price of Health | 21:36 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 31 | Season 2, Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterh | 21:32 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 32 | Season 2, Episode 8: Frankenstein and th | 21:34 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 33 | Season 2, Episode 9: Yes Monsignor | 22:06 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 34 | Season 2, Episode 10: The Salmon Under M | 21:23 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 35 | Season 2, Episode 11: Last Chance to See | 21:40 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 36 | Season 2, Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan | 21:36 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 37 | Season 2, Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wloso | 20:55 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 38 | Season 2, Episode 14: Those Big Pink Thi | 21:37 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 39 | Season 2, Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella | 21:26 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 40 | Season 2, Episode 16: Can You Eat Human | 21:29 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 41 | Season 2, Episode 17: Woo-Hoo a Hernia E | 21:28 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 42 | Season 2, Episode 18: It Was 'Mame' Mom | 21:37 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 43 | Season 2, Episode 19: A Low Guttural Ton | 21:37 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 44 | Season 2, Episode 20: I Always Wanted a | 21:36 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 45 | Season 2, Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crot | 21:01 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 46 | Season 2, Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag | 21:33 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 47 | Season 2, Episode 23: Squab Squab Squab | 20:53 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 48 | Season 2, Episode 24: Does This Smell Fu | 20:42 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 49 | Season 3, Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok | 22:03 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
| 50 | Season 3, Episode 2: Principal Gallagher | 22:03 | Season Only | Buy on iTunes |
